robert pattinson

a british actor who became well known for his performance as Edward Cullen in the twilight movies, but his true talent is shown in his more recent film Water For Elephants. He has been named one of the sexiest men in america and is gorgeous. He smokes, and drinks, and doesn't wash his hair but his fans don't care - he's sexy.

girl: omg... robert pattinson is so sexy!
other girl: i know! i love his hair, and his face! he's amazing

by lolorannie January 1, 2012

Robert Pattinson

1) Sweet young guy who is usually prettier than the women around him

2)Cute young guy that needs and craves to be treated like the cum hungry, cock crazy, ass loving fuck pig that he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to pound that Robert Pattinson's butthole into submission with my Dick of Death, and fill his sphincter with my hot JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!OH YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!(Anyone got a tissue?)

by Predatory Male III May 2, 2010

putinstinct

Your instinctive reaction to a situation related to Vladimir Putin.

I don't know man, use your putinstinct...

by Noedar March 29, 2016

Putin

(Noun) - The man who lives in snow, listens to your wishes and watches you
(Verb ing) - Putining someone means to backstab or trick a person into being a puppet
(Verbed) - When you are Putined you just died or got fucked
(Phrase) - Powerfully Rich Asshole
(Opposite) - Loving, Caring, Trustworthy
(Alike) - Terroist

I've been putined
I am putining right now.
Youre a Putin.
"OH JESUS"

by Lovingmember November 19, 2017

Putin

Ukrainian almighty god.

Everything that happens in Ukraine is carried out according to Putin's will.

by Andy the Bear November 17, 2016

Putting from the rough

A hopless effort at humor, making sense or whatever

Man doug was putting from the rough with that one.

by Cheshire Catalyst February 1, 2004

vladmir putin

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by FishyFrog May 20, 2022