Sandwich Punch

Definition - A Sandwich Punch is the act of punching someone across the face, whilst having a sandwich in your hand, over your knuckles or between your fingers. After successfully punched someone across the face with a sandwich (The more sandwich left on their face, the better) you then throw the sandwich directly at their torso, leaving even more sandwich residue on their clothing.

Jack: That's funny shit, Sean got 'Sandwich Punched' so hard by Connor, that left bread under his eyes and mayonnaise on his shirt.

Connor: I know, wasted my Turkey, Bacon and Mayonnaise sandwich though...

by TheImmersion October 01, 2014

Safeway Punch

The act of winding up and punching someone as hard as you can, in the middle of Safeway.

Random Person: What the hell was that?

You: That was a Safeway punch.

by TehRealDeal October 13, 2010

Punch Fuck

A violent sexual move where the fucker punches a fuckee’s orifice of choice - HARD and FAST.

Son: What are you reading?

Dad: I’m reading a damn 1000 page book BITCH!

Son: Call me bitch again and I’ll punch fuck that book up your ass one page at a time!

by bonedish May 11, 2019

Clit punch

Like the junk punch for guys, this version involves basically doing a "cup check" on a woman. Basically I invented this by accident after my girl tried to "cup check" me. I figured that since she doesn't have the same parts... It wouldn't hurt as bad... Apparently (as she described it) it is the equivalent of a guy getting hit in the balls... My bad...

Like in the video game Saints Row the Third, that bitch was pissing me off so I had to use the clit punch attack.

by Painful jujitsu January 19, 2012

punch fisting

When you vigorously fist a vagina to the point where it seems like you are pretending to be Rocky Balboa and that pussy is Apollo Creed.

Man, sex last night got super intense. My girlfriend started anally punch fisting my ass.

by GlassAssintheGrass April 08, 2016

Magnum Punch

While engaging in anal intercourse and are about to ejaculate, you pull out a gun and shoot the bitch in the head, having both the satisfaction of killing a ho and ejaculating at the same, producing a unique feeling of satisfaction.

I really hated Anna, but after I Magnum punched her last night I feel soooo much better now the she's gone...

by Mwahahaha00110101 October 16, 2008

doggy punch

Punching a girl in the head when you're about to cum while doing her doggy style. She then gets all tense and her butthole squeezes your cock and you feel a great orgasm.

When i doggy punched your mom and i cummed a river.

by ETC April 11, 2003