A highly attractive married middle aged soccer mom who is often seen flirting with teenage clerks at the local supermarket. The Pearl Lexus usually comes from a wealthy family, has a successful husband and lives in an upscale suburb or enclave of large cities. She can most commonly be found driving a pearl colored Asian crossover or SUV. While the Pearl Lexus is harmless, her overbearing sense of entitlement and self grandeur can be insufferable at times. She often has no moral compass and only lives to cheat on her often doting husband but studies have showed that only 63% of Pearl Lexuses cheat on their spouses.
by Mega Hemroids May 8, 2020
Get the Pearl Lexusmug. Mississippi pearl drop- is when an oyster is inserted halfway into an anus, fully dressed(horseradish/hot sauce/squeezed lemon) then sucked out by the partners mouth. This MUST be done in a timely manner.
Damn did you see that chick last night doing a Mississippi Pearl Drop at the corner of Zimple and Broadway?
by Ppgang official March 28, 2022
Get the Mississippi pearl dropmug. When the loads of all the ternage boys in the YMCA pool coagulate and chemically harden over the years to create actual pearls that you step on and hurt your feet while walking around in said pool.
by Johnny B from AZ August 1, 2018
Get the pool pearlsmug. by misscherrypie December 27, 2024
Get the Heavenly Pearlsmug. by AlexaRomantisch May 22, 2020
Get the Pearl of joymug. An animated series about a guy named Martin Partin, his idiotic friend named Ronald, and a talking pig.
by IntergalactalEnergy February 13, 2023
Get the Pearls Before Swinemug. It's a korean BL manhwa. The plot is about Jooha, a prostitute and a restaurant worker(who can shoot pearls out of his d-ck during an orgasm) who meets Dooshik, a jobless but sexy guy. Trust me, their story is so beautiful. Beware of carrying tissues with you while reading it.
by mik0t0 March 19, 2024
Get the Pearl boymug.