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peanut parlor

a name for the person who does not know how to use the phrase peanut gallery properly.

Spelled parlour in Canada but pronounced exactly the same. Anyone who tries to pronounce the u is American or a peanut gallery.
i.e: George Bush is a peanut parlor or Kevin Morgan has peanut parlor ideas, as perceived by Rosie Lines.
by Dr. Grammer March 27, 2009
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Peanut Butter Splooge

Eating something so full of peanut butter goodness and wonder that you in fact jizz peanut butter everywhere.
I took Ben n Jerry's peanut butter cup and covered it in Reese's peanut butter sauce and then covered it in Reese's cups and the first spoon full caused massive explosion of Peanut Butter Splooge.
by jb81391 March 8, 2011
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Peanut Butter Cracker

A gangster asian, commonly found in the hood parts of japan, but can sometimes immigrate over to the US. not very gangster by American standards. Usually wears a flat brim with skinny jeans down to his/her knees.
Wow, look at that gangster aisan! He's a Peanut Butter Cracker"!
by JewC3 May 1, 2011
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Once you are done fucking a girl one guy puts peanut butter on his dick and one guy puts jelly on his and they both smack her in the face at the same time.
Philip:Hey Joe, remember when we gave that bitch the peanut butter and jelly smack?
Joe: Oh hell yeah I was hard and sticky for weeks!
by carebear345 May 28, 2012
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Peanut Butter Andy

The practice of applying peanut butter to ones penis, then engaging in violent anal intercourse.
My wife and I did a Peanut Butter Andy last night and now her rectum is bleeding uncontrollably!
by Anal ambassador December 18, 2014
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peanut butter and jelly asshole sand which

Is when you put jelly and peanut butter in someone's asshole and you insert your penis into there asshole
I want to pb&j his asshole (peanut butter and jelly asshole sand which)
by Prison man June 13, 2014
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peanut butter pussy

a hard tight nutty crusty hairy pussy full of cum.
by Gandalfchristmas August 2, 2016
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