The Funky Panther

The Funky fuhng-kee Panther pan-ther
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.

Tim: Hey Chad, have you heard that new episode of The Funky Panther?

Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*

by TheFunkyPanther November 23, 2021

The Black Panther

When you ejaculate on your significant other (or yourself), smear the semen all over their/your body. Before grabbing a black/UV light, shout WAKANDA FOREVER and shine it on yourself or them (the cum will look purple under the light). The Black Panther has now been summoned.

Friend: Ah bro how was your wank last night?
Me: It got a bit messy and ended up all over me!
Friend: I hope you did The Black Panther!
Me: Of course bro, borrowed my parents' blacklight. And holy shit I felt powerful. We should try it sometime ;)

by Dynn Darkie March 13, 2024

The Colombian Panther

The Colombian Panther is an infamous sex move often performed in Africa. To do this, you need access to a Lion. It is NOT recommended. It is as follows

When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.

Zack: “The Colombian Panther, I did it yesterday for my first time.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”

by TrippyCarb0n January 19, 2025

get your pink outta the panthers

An alternative to “get your mind outta the gutter”. Especially fitting for when pink panther is involved.

Person 1: “Yo why pink panther all caked up in that ride?”
Person 2: “Get your pink outta the panthers man”

by KirbyWhoSwallowsToes November 9, 2025

Pant my Shanties

Play on the phrase 'shat my panties'

'I watched that film, I pant my shanties!'

by theclash134 February 25, 2005

panhaa

a loud noise pronounced pnggghh!!! it first originated from someone's laugh in 2008. It is a useful tool for making fun of someone's laugh.

johnny makes a bad pun. When Billy hears Johnny's pun he laughs loudly every time beginning with panhaa.

by jet pack February 21, 2009

Panethesis

A long, drawn out paper defining and re-defining the abjective uselessness of grammatical symbols commonly known as punctuation. Such a thesis should not be attempted lightly, or indeed at all if you have no more academic knowledge than a common mollusk. Any such being who would dare to write a Panethesis does so at their own risk.

1. Incorrect Panethesis :P

2. I struggled to write my Panethesis before I realised the futility of such an action.

3. Whose Panethesis was left in the bathroom, I wouldn't dare wipe my booty with that.

by Degenhardt April 13, 2010