JUMP OFF MY COUCH

A form of saying that means you are really mad or really excited.
BRO THIS WIRELESS HEADSET'S SOUND MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF MY COUCH
by Jakob Rodriguez December 03, 2020
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couch chip

that one crusty potato chip you found in the couch. you don't know how long it's been there, and it's begun to breed life, but you're pretty fuckin hungry so you decide to eat it.

bad idea.
Person 1: "I just a couch chip"
Person 2: "Oh fuck"
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Couch Collector

Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.
Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"

Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
by Phantom649 June 03, 2019
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couch hitter

Usally a guy who uses the couch to fuck the girls.
Sky- Wow you are an amazing couch hitter. Tim- Awe thanks thot
by ERA Kendry December 03, 2016
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couch olympics

What you do during "Netflix and Chill." Having sex on your couch, because you're too lazy to go to the bedroom.
Example: "Who needs to go to the gym to workout? I train by doing couch olympics every night."
by ratchattack November 04, 2015
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couch arrest

When you are in a state that requires you to sleep on the couch it can be for a night a week or months. Couch arrest can happen in a relationship when the other people don't want you in the bed or it can be with roommates who don't have a bed to sleep in and you got to sleep on the couch it can either suck badly or be really cool depending on the situation
I'm on couch arrest tonight
by Swaggy Jeff September 13, 2022
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Couch gang

A super duper cool friend group😎💪 we have movie nights on illegal websites (you didn’t hear that from me) cough cough soap2day. We also play roblox and vc all the time. Sometimes Minecraft, not often though 😔😔 we’re super snazzy honestly.
“Have you heard of the couch gang?”
“Yes !!:) I’m actually apart of it.”
by Plsfuncoolgood April 22, 2022
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