strawberry couch

a fucking masterpiece. the dream of every cutecore mf like me. 🎀🦴🍮🐾

person 1: omg i want the strawberry couch
person 2: oh so you like cutecore?

by wonie- February 14, 2023

Couch Christ

People who say what should have been done before a natural disaster, but after the disaster has already occurred. People who criticize rescue and recovery efforts or say what should be done while sitting on their sofa or couch at home watching it on Tv. Inaction to help, but continue to critique and criticize. - SEE SOFA SAVIOR - people who are going to save the world from their sofa or couch.

While watching Maui rescue on TV, my father turned into a real Couch Christ saying what rescuers should be doing differently. Yet, he has no experience in rescue operations.

by Captain LRC July 12, 2025

couching

Coaching a gamer from his couch. Frequently yelling at him/her during the process.

A: "You noob! Do not attack! God you suck! Couching you is exhausting."

B: "I am trying, but i am new to this game."

by CPViper January 16, 2018

oprah’s couch

Oprah’s couch is synonymous with promiscuous sex, generally applied to the male of the species, it does however apply to some aggressive females, lesbians, and Bi-sexuals...

Ex: “Bruh, that Dude is legendary! He has gotten more ass than Oprah’s couch!!!

by Joe Schwaah March 28, 2019

Couch

(Possibly older urban slang) It’s what you put on top of a scoop of ice cream or a sundae, indiscernible from what can be found from reaching under the cushions of a couch, scooping up what you can, and sprinkling it on top of said frozen treat.

Girl let’s go to the Tasty Freeze...I want me a BIG ASS bowl of soft serve chocolate with couch.

by ovalbeach October 21, 2019

Couch

A seductive looking object for a certain conservative vice president.

Vice president: Honey, I won the election! Wanna celebrate (winks)
Usha: Not tonight honeybuns, im feeling tired
Vice president: (eyeballs couch discreetly)

by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025

Fiend on the couch

Someone with a high level of awareness & wisdom in a particular field or fields that you have handy to test products for you and provide critical feedback to help you come to an educated decision

Crack dealers back in the day typically do not partake of their product or a neighboring competitors product to test it's quality.. so they give it to their fiend on the couch

by MacWhite7 May 12, 2024