my hot girlfriend

my girlfriend, who always says she’s not hot but is actually impossibly hot. ily baby.

My girlfriend: i am the opposite of hot- so if you have another gf who’s hot, put them up there

Me: No. You’re my hot girlfriend.

by jdimey June 22, 2021

Idk Kinda Girlfriend

Someone who isn’t your girlfriend but rather your friend and you tell their online friends that she’s your idk kinda girlfriend and it ruins your friendship

Aidan called Ava his idk kinda girlfriend and so they stopped being friends

by SomeIdiotDoingThisForDiscord February 22, 2019

GIRLFRIEND X DAD

im sorry what? are you ok do you need help what would ship that WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Y WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Y WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY FUCK YOU NO NO ONE SHOULD SHIP THESE

jake: i ship GIRLFRIEND X DAD
\everyone: what

jake: what

at that momment jake as died

by eeeeeeaeee May 26, 2021

jewish girlfriend experience

The same thing as the girlfriend experience (paying for a pretend relationship or "hook up" role play with a prostitute), only you pay them (or attempt to pay them) less money due to being cheap or broke.

Amber: So, what? you wanna party?

Tom: Can I have the Jewish girlfriend experience?

Amber: fuck you ass hole!

by ojo_tango July 6, 2021

Hyunjin's real girlfriend

Hyunjin's real girlfriend is actually human (@minsugatoes)

Hyunjin's real girlfriend is actually human

by yeetskadoodle October 18, 2020

So called girlfriend

His Definition: 'one foot in, one foot out kind of thing.'
Her Definition: 'you kinda are his girlfriend but then again he has his doubts about you being his actual girlfriend, so like, "ehhhh yea I guess your my girlfriend but when you wanna be a bitch you not mine for the time being!"'

Her example: "ehhhh yea I guess your my girlfriend but when you wanna be a bitch you not mine for the time being!"'
His example: "I've only had 2 so called girlfriends in my life."

by misssuzieq4280 December 2, 2021

Motel 6 girlfriend

A girlfriend who you will take to a motel 6 but would never introduce to your friends or family.

Friend: "Hey, I heard you've been dating someone. When are you going to introduce us?"

You: "Ehhh.. she's more of a Motel 6 girlfriend."

by Wolfgirl899 February 2, 2018