goat noise

The same as calling something bullshit.

Fuck that goat noise! That sounds like a bunch of goat noise!

by Danbot1 June 15, 2018

Loudest Noise

The Loudest noise would be a Yaoi Fan girl that is screeching or it might just be a Briauna screeching in the distance , if you hear that Run

Guy 1 - "Man what the hell is that?"
Guy 2 - "It's like the loudest noise that I ever heard "
Guy 1 - "Its ....its a Fan Girl..."
The two guys look at each other in fear while the screeching is coming closer

by Its.Ya.Boi.Kaneki June 25, 2018

Michelin-nize

A term that refers to the Michelin tire guy. It means to gain a lot of weight very fast to the point that you look like the Michelin tire mascot.

Thanksgiving just michelin-nized me. Look at how much weight I have gained.

by CometsandAmethysts December 9, 2018

White-Noise Blues

The difficulty you experience falling asleep, when you've become accustomed to playing a podcast or YouTube or tv shows before bed. And then you're traveling and have to sleep somewhere without internet reception. So your bedroom is way too quiet, and there's no external jabbering to interrupt your own existentially tormented thoughts.

"Hey, Edna. Glad to see you're back. How was the camping trip?"
"It was great, but I really didn't get very good sleep while I was out there"
"Oh really? I figured without all the hub-bub from the city, you'd sleep a lot better"
"That's what I thought! But I just felt isolated instead"
"Sounds like you've got a case of the White-Noise Blues"

by IDONTLIKEBATHSILOVETHEM January 12, 2019

Boob-notized

adj. -when a person becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that boobs are in the immediate area.

Did you see her Tig ol bitties? Had my homie straight boob-notized!

by Isaidyuh March 20, 2019

Silence noises

Typed when some one feels awkward in a group chat or one to one messages because you have all stopped talking

‘Ok’
*5 minutes later*
‘Silence noises’

by M.Platypus June 4, 2019

Porn Noise

The sound of porn on your phone that everyone else in your house can hear from your bedroom.

Mom: Honey, what's that sound coming from Jimmy's room?
Dad: Oh Margret, that's just the Porn Noise from the Porn he's watching.

by Cock&BallTorture April 7, 2019