Mushroom Man

a fat stinky pro!!!!1!!1111

Person 1: Mushroom man is such a pro
Person 2: Yes i agree

by The Mushroom Man July 2, 2023

mushroom menace

A complete beaut wagon with a huge cock who has sex with a lot of hot babes.

that guy is a complete mushroom menace.

by dglen September 1, 2013

Poison Mushroom

A girl named michelle who looks like a Poison Mushroom

When Michelle puts on Shawna's striped hat, Michelle turns into a poison mushroom

by Anonymousjusgn October 20, 2010

Kidaki Mushroom

Kidaki Mushroom is a versatile slang term used to express a range of emotions, including confusion, frustration, or overwhelming excitement. The meaning of the word depends on the context of the situation, allowing it to adapt to various emotions and scenarios.

Confusion: "I asked her about the party, and she gave me this Kidaki Mushroom look like she had no idea what I was talking about."

Frustration: "I've been trying to assemble this furniture for hours, and it's becoming a real Kidaki Mushroom moment. I can't figure out where these screws are supposed to go!"

Overly excited: "When I found out I got the job, I was so Kidaki Mushroom that I couldn't stop smiling for the rest of the day!"

by SlangSculptor December 17, 2023

mushroom beyblade

To do a nasty sexual act to someone over the internet

Guy1: did she ever message you back?
Guy2: ya she asked me to mushroom Beyblade her
Guy1: fuck what a freak. did you do it?
Guy2: hell ya look how dirty my face is.

by person2020 December 25, 2020

Alony "Mushroom" Hetz: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Alony "Mushroom" Hetz: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

Mushroom Burn

When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.

Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...

Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.

by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018