Energetic Moose Obsticles

A person who cuts themselves who you catapult into the woods to hope they get stepped on by a moose on CRACK COCAINE who FUKS UR COUCH.

Stands for emo.

Khiel: I hate life cuz i plai wow/gw. (//_;)
Finneh: OMFGTFO? *Catapults into woods*
Khiel: wtf. ;.;
Moose: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Finneh: *fapfapfap* LOL ENERGETIC MOOSE OBSTICLES!

by Finneh October 11, 2007

Oh Scuba Moose

Only the best Call of Duty player in existence. If the Moose joins your game, you forfeit immediately.

pingu-newb : "woah i'm going 3-0 bogz!! OH NO ITS OH SCUBA MOOSE, well there goes my kill-to-death."

*3-50*

by OHSCUBAMOOSE February 22, 2009

infiltrating moose cock

Canadians who sexually arouse moose and suddenly get flip fucked

Mike McDonald was going to hockey practice when he got an infiltrating moose cock up the cornhole

by alex"rus" tsaur October 21, 2003

Mystery Moose

Mystery Moose is the act of making a moose sound (and hand gesture on side of head) whilst performing a sexual act on a partner in the 'doggy style' position.

He was banging me from behind and I heard a strange moose sound, I asked him what this was and he said he couldn't hear it, I heard it again and again and he still said nothing. A short time later he started laughing to himself and revealed it was him making the sound, aka, Mystery Moose.

by Callum Reckless December 04, 2008

Michigan Moose Ram

The act of putting a crown of thorns on your dick and putting it in someone's eye.

Hey Jon, I just saw Claire's face, congratulations on your successful Michigan Moose Ram.

by Jimboy's Tacos October 20, 2011

Moose Knuckle Hunter

To actively go after large women for sex because they are easier to seduce and the weakest of the herd of women present.

Man, Steve is such a Moose Knuckle Hunter. Of all the chicks at this bar he preys on the fat chicks.

by Squatting Bear December 14, 2009

rotten moose cabbage

One who smells of rotting moosey cabbageness.

My god Kevin smells like rotten moose cabbage.

by Tracy March 28, 2003