Monster cock

a delicious chicken brand

Trott: hey smith come with me to see Ross he's got some monster cock over at his apartment.
Smith: sure i haven't had my tea yet.

by Hulks_Raging_Boner September 6, 2015

love monster

Someone who display qualities of desperation during the initial dating phases. A descriptive word for the person who likes you more than you like them. Someone who lacks discretion and does not take verbal or non-verbal cues of rejection.

What the hell-why is the guy you met on the internet becoming your love monster! Your love monster has called you for the tenth time today-he's tact! I know you like him, but sister, do not become a love monster.

by Sister Kim September 23, 2006

Flying Spaghetti Monster

A holy monster of spaghetti. The one true savior... have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

I have been saved by the flying spaghetti monster!

by bob2w3e December 21, 2007

Momstagram

Any Instagram account run by a mom usually following lots of wine accounts, posting pictures of children, pets, or feet after a pedicure, and commenting things like "wow DEBBY! What a nice pic of your family! Miss the kids!"

I was scrolling through my feed my mom had posted a picture of her wine glass with the caption "After a long day🍷❤️". Her account is a total momstagram.

by jay ray May 12, 2015

Vertical Monster Mash

This word was created in an episode of Futurama.

This word means two monsters, aliens, etc. having sex with each other while standing up.

"I Guarantee That By The End Of This Night You'll Be Doing The Vertical Monster Mash"

by Soldier 91 January 24, 2005

grizzle monster

a girl who, aside from being painful to the eyes, is also fat.
very similar to a ripped sneaker,bridge troll, and a mud ape.

Daaaamn, that chick was a fat mess! I didn't know it was grizzle monster season.

by doc. July 13, 2006

Honey Monster

A gentleman, usually a friend, who manages to find and seduce many desirable females in a polite manner despite an apparent lack or drout of such women.

Elliot: Dude, did you hear Ed has got himself another new honey and I can't even find one.

Rob: Man, that guy is a Honey Monster.

by E EL DEE August 3, 2008