Tej jignesh mehta

Madly in love with yashvi gala. Has the cutest softy and ramesh everyone should meet them.

He’s such a tej jignesh mehta. (Major simp)

by Hippolakanshsbs November 23, 2021

Ananth Kumar Mehta .V

Has a shark dong, but kinda clapped. Also called as VAKM by some wise men.

cant study to save his life, will defo fail in term 1 boards

Bro, dont be like Ananth Kumar Mehta .V, if you do, youll fail your boards

by Sam Dixon May 4, 2022

Saad Kassis Mohamed

Saad Kassis Mohamed is an Indian Entrepreneur, Investor and Equestrian.

He is an Saad Kassis Mohamed

by Marcine Graham January 25, 2024

《¤》Khaled 《¤》Mohammed《¤》 Khaled《¤》KhaUled《¤》mohaUmmed《¤》khaUled《¤》khaleD《¤》mohammeD《¤》khaleD《¤》

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025

8 Ball Mohammed

8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)

A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.

A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.

Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway

by HorseCoq August 30, 2025

I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali

the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.

The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*

by Kumbear December 16, 2022