8 mile-ing

When you dump astro glide on an 8 mile slip and slide using a mountain bike, and then go down the slip and slide on your erect penis.

So Tim, did you hear about the guy who went 8 mile-ing the other day?

by cajungeek March 5, 2020

Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

Miles

A guy who makes up words on urban dictionary to help prove a point that doesn’t matter

This guy is such a miles all he does for a comeback is make up a word for his benifit

by Hiswisins gib if ubiquitously May 11, 2020

Mile

Stupid person kilometre

“It’s five miles to Nootville.”

by The Nooter June 19, 2020

Miled

The past tense of miles. (Walking, running, driving, etc.)

I miled a few today while I was jogging

by Gelika July 5, 2020

Miles

A kind and caring boy, that puts others needs before his. Miles loves to play all kinds of sports.

"Miles is such a caring person!"

"Miles is really good at sports!"

by GirlyGamer7868 August 28, 2020

Miles

Another bitch ass hoe ass dude he’s gayer than any man I know like the gayest who looks like a healthy naked mole rat ladie only chill with him because he’s tall and they hope he has a big dick

Miles is fucking gay

by Who’s hunting whom September 7, 2020