MIKE JASON

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.

Mike Jason is my favorite Sister Cousin Catdog

by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019

Miked up

Drunk as fuck -to the point of no return, crashing golf carts and shit. Pretty much just idlin' but reekin of vodka.

Man did you see that fool do a hit and run after the safety meeting in the buggy and then wreck that unit by the pond?! That dude's miked up.

by Rat jizz April 27, 2017

Mike Mowinski

A man who types like a chicken pecks the ground, and loves spare wibs!

When Mike Mowinski is ordering at Famous Dave's he orders spare wibs!

by Scum Lord Brayden January 12, 2017

Mike Hunt

Mike Hunt whether serious or a funny kahoot name in class is is the most serious thing in the world calling someone "my cunt"

Hey man so do you know Mike Hunt
Mike Hunt who is that
Haha I made you say my cunt

by AntTheSauceGod April 10, 2022

Coach Mike

An unempathetic coach

He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do

by 188888995 July 29, 2021

mike rivera

a man that jerks off at least thirteen times a day.

you're such a Mike rivera

by dicknibbler January 27, 2016

sexy mike

HE is a sexy pigeon man who takes pictures of toes. but he loves licking pigs with his bernie sanders buttwhole.
he twerks out naked shrek's on saturday's in MAC DONALDS . he rides frog people

aww man a SEXY MIKE

by IDK SEXY MIKE September 11, 2020