Mickey Mouse

Black dude wearing red homemade pampers

Guy 1 Hey you saw that mickey mouse guy over there.
Guy 2 Ya he got nice tights. *laughs

by world girl pbs kids April 15, 2020

Mickey

They love their friends so much that they look past their own issues. Understandable but not ok ! Mickeys need to learn to put themselves forward and KEEP IT THAT WAY ! Your true friends won’t be mad that you’re become the baddest of bitches or ni**as.

Damn Mickey is helping out his friend again ! He’s so nice for that, I hope he’s doing well himself though.. he deserves the world.

by Liquified Swiss Cheese May 3, 2020

Mikey

A fat bastard.

Mikey is a fat bastatd.

by Applepsp May 16, 2020

Mikey

A fat usless bastard.

Mikey is a fat usless bastats.

by Applepsp May 16, 2020

Mikey McDonough

Mikey is a mole rat who styles his hair just like sonic the hedgecunt. He thinks hes big just because he wakes up early to go to the gym when in reality hes just a skinny asswipe. His only redeeming quality is that he kinda of looks like the demonic and unchristian offspring of Derek Zoolander and a fucking dead rat

"Ew tf is that?"
"Thats Mikey McDonough"
"Ew"

by Xx_Black Jesus_xX June 3, 2020

Mickey Fit

1. the best fit in the game; a secret fit used to drip out hard

created by @mynamesbernard

Dave: Yo what's that mans wearing? Looks so UGLY!
Jordan: Are you dumb? That's Mickey Fit! The best fit in the game!
Dave: omg i just realised, i am so sorry. Mickey Fit was so drippy it blinded me.

by beekaybegay June 7, 2020

Mikey mitsuda

Shrimp dick

( Mikey mitsuda) has a shrimp dick that doesn’t satisfy women

by Isuckmikeysshrimpdick June 12, 2020