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Megan's Mangled Produce
A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.
Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.
Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.
Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.
Megan's Mangled Produce by Veggies69 June 21, 2009
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Megan
A female who hates to be confused with a "lady." A strong-minded woman who understands when something needs to be accomplished and will go above and beyond to get the job done. Awkward around other females because she doesn't share the same affinity for shopping or shoes or clothes. Loves working on cars and spending time with good friends. Pretends to be fine when really she is dying inside. Hates her outward appearance, has a hard time accepting compliments, cares deeply about her friends' welfare.
One of the guys, because she holds the key to understanding women, a male mentality wrapped inside a woman's mind.
One of the guys, because she holds the key to understanding women, a male mentality wrapped inside a woman's mind.
Sailor 1: Megan is the exception that proves the rule, right?
Sailor 2: Yeah, I like hanging out with her, she's great. She's one of the guys, you know?
Sailor 2: Yeah, I like hanging out with her, she's great. She's one of the guys, you know?
Megan by thesharpiebandit February 7, 2010
Meghana Dinius
Meghana Dinius is a beautiful, smart, cunning girl. Her beauty is beyond words. She will grow up to be an incredible baker and become rich. Meghana Dinius is an amazing friend and sister. If you know Meghana Dinius you are extremely lucky.
Meghana Dinius by SOMEONE INTHISUNIVERSE July 25, 2017
meganphillips
Beautiful and perfect woman. Term is commonly used in North-Eastern states to refer to someone who has no words to describe them, because they are just that good.
meganphillips by Antonioooooo December 14, 2008
Honest Mechanic
A species of homosapien believed to be extinct. At the start of the 20th century with the dawn of the car, there were in fact believed to be several (reproducing...?) species existing, but it was sure that by the 30's they were only a mystery.
It has now been used as an oxymoron to refer to a person that is clearly not what they seem like.
Recently, it has been used in conjunction with when the economy picks up.
It has now been used as an oxymoron to refer to a person that is clearly not what they seem like.
Recently, it has been used in conjunction with when the economy picks up.
A: "Dude, I swear she was hungry for some serious di-"
B: "-You'll find yourself an honest mechanic before you tap that. Admit it."
Or...
A: "I KNEW she wanted some, but I had to be home by 11. If I would have stayed I knew she would have gone all the way."
B: "You'll get yourself an honest mechanic like that when the economy picks up."
B: "-You'll find yourself an honest mechanic before you tap that. Admit it."
Or...
A: "I KNEW she wanted some, but I had to be home by 11. If I would have stayed I knew she would have gone all the way."
B: "You'll get yourself an honest mechanic like that when the economy picks up."
Honest Mechanic by Ultraturtle January 24, 2011