March 31

March 31st is get naked and run around the world day. Come one y’all have fun.

BILL: OMG WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!!!
You: It’s march 31st

BILL: oooh sexyyyy come here baby gurl and give me some ass

by ze_pain8 March 30, 2021

march 14

March 14 give your girl your hoodie
If you dont you have to end that relationship

billy: here’s mg hoodie
ally: why?
billy: because its march 14

by dhjbhhh March 11, 2022

march 15

national boyfriends must be a simp day

OMG, it's March 15th, Ben has to be a right simp!

by 321willywonka January 16, 2021

march 5th

If you were born on this day you’re probably an emotional wreck or soulless and nothing in between

They’re always crying a lot, they must’ve been born on March 5th.

by yeet? October 15, 2019

Marching Band

The one hard, time consuming, learning experience that you wait all year for. Spending time with the boys, laughing at the trumpets, being molested by the low brass, never hearing the Clarinets. And making up stupid inside jokes and Callbacks. Hearing the phrase "Alright, one more time and we can have a water break! " from your director. But you never care. You enjoy it.

Why is the Football team on the Marching Band Field?

by Rawrnickasaurbree October 26, 2011

March 18

Slap your boyfriend’s ass day! It doesn’t matter if he’s mad. Make sure you slap it hard!

“Hey, why’d you slap my ass?”
“It’s March 18th!”

by barbaricjs March 17, 2021

March 12th

Millsie day!!!

omg it’s March 12th
“What’s so special about that?”
“How do you not know?!”

“It’s National millsie day”
“What’s that?”
“March 12th is a day for max and Harvey’s fans called the millsies!!”

by Helloimkatewbu December 15, 2019