magic ears

Someone who is exceptional at being able to decipher music lyrics.

I could never figure out what they were saying in the second verse of that song--you must have magic ears!

by SheCola July 22, 2011

magic toothbrush

While a man and a woman are having sex the man quickly removes his penis from the womans vagina and jizzes on a toothbrush. The woman than brushes her teeth with the toothbrush.

Person 1- " yo last night i gave my girlfriend a magic toothbrush."

Person 2- "eew.... wait what's a magic toothbrush?"

Person 1- " Bro look it up on Urban Dictionary."

Person 2- " (while looking at definition) dude your girlfriends a FREAK!!!"

by ObamaSt3AlsW33D December 2, 2013

Blue Magic

Blue Magic is when you are running low on weed supplies so you use blue flowers in your spliffs to attempt to get high.

"i would love a joint but all our dealers are dry"
"fancy hittin' the Blue Magic?"
"coouurrsseee"

by WillLovesStickyIcky June 4, 2009

Magic: the Gathering

In my opinion the game is fun until you det good at it, then it's really boring. It is really nerdy and is a fucking money toilet. This is from a former player. Most players of Magic are either gay or can't get any women, like my brother. Not starting Magic is a good idea.

Hey Josh, I started playing Magic and my girlfrend dumped me but at least i can whack off to my new Glissa Sun-Seeker.

by McAnarchy December 23, 2004

Magic: the gathering

A card game produced by Wizards of the Coast for proud nerds to play everywhere. Requires mass amounts of money to win, and sometimes ends up in nerdfights, which are slightly more dangerous than sorrority girl ticklefights. There's nothing wrong with the game if you're into that sort of thing, but most people on UrbanDictionary would gladly kick in the face of anyone seen carrying around a deck.

Nerd 1: Hey, let's go play Magic and pick up some fine ladies!
Nerd 2: Awww riiiight.

by DKlown February 16, 2004

Magic Friend

A 'special friend' who you enjoy certain 'benefits'. Though not to be confused with the term 'friends with benefits' or 'fuck buddies'. A non-committal relationship between two people, though friends, partaking in dates, have sex yet you don't have to make it 'facebook official' and, in principle, you can hook up with other people.

Isn't Drake dating Niki Minaj? Nah, they're just magic friends

by wordguru777 June 14, 2011

Magic: The Gathering

A card game, played by spending lots of money on pretty pieces of cardboard.

Magic: The Gathering of Virgins.

by RabidSquirrel April 1, 2003