Portland Slot Machine

Placing a number of coins, preferably quarters, in your male partner's anus, and vigorously jerking them off until the coins shoot out. This is called "hitting the Jackpot."

I gave my hubbie a Portland Slot Machine last night, and he's still crying.

by SteveMcMann September 24, 2016

Time machine dick

When a male's sexual performance is powerful enough as to initiate a female's menstral cycle days or weeks early.

Shark week wasn't supposed to start until next week but I got that time machine dick last night.

by UrbanTMD April 16, 2016

machine gun shits

When you start shitting out turd after turd and it sounds like a machine gun.

Dude, kyle said he had the machine gun shits after he had mexican food last night.

by IM THE ASS MAN! July 10, 2016

Serbian Sex Machine

Often also named Stefan, Morry or Mandy.

That Serbian Sex Machine Mandy knows how to give good D

by the Asset June 26, 2014

dildo machine

a jammin hot band. dadilovedadohmyacoldheartisneverearly

i LOVE dildo machine!! im going to their concert may 24

by dildo_machine July 4, 2006

rolling machine

a car, truck, motorcycle, or bicycle

we can get there faster if we use this rolling machine here.

by doug kingsbury April 26, 2004

Snow machine

Something stupid people miss call a snowmobile

Imma ride my snow machine to go but some syrup eh

by free mustache rides March 5, 2018