penis sex machine

thats it

bro didn't you get pegged by the penis sex machine last night?

by bunny_bitch August 17, 2020

Machine Gun Shots

A drinking game in which you line up several shot glasses and drink them all consecutively as fast as humanely possible. The winner is whoever can black out the fastest.

PersonA: "Hell Yea! Let's get this party started. Machine Gun Shots time!"
**lines up a row of shots**
**drinks all shots in a row**
PersonA: "Shit guys, I'm pretty fucked right now."

by fzakaria September 27, 2011

washing machine theory

if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest

washing machine theory

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 18, 2020

it works on my machine

If something isn't working, it's always the user's fault. My machine is every machine therefore if it doesn't work, you are wrong.

Steve: Hey, I'm getting this error-
Alex: It works on my machine, you did something wrong.

by bbaovanc January 29, 2021

dildo machine

a jammin hot band. dadilovedadohmyacoldheartisneverearly

i LOVE dildo machine!! im going to their concert may 24

by dildo_machine July 4, 2006

Snow machine

Something stupid people miss call a snowmobile

Imma ride my snow machine to go but some syrup eh

by free mustache rides March 5, 2018

rolling machine

a car, truck, motorcycle, or bicycle

we can get there faster if we use this rolling machine here.

by doug kingsbury April 26, 2004