Thompson Machine Cunt

A sexual roleplay in which a man shaves his head and wears a nazi armband and the woman holds a Thompson drum magazine in her mouth. During climax, the woman must squirt at the nazi 30 times in a row to complete her roleplay as a Thompson Machine Cunt.
Hey babe wanna try roleplay? I was thinking either doctor, or Thompson Machine Cunt.
by D4DD1E September 04, 2017
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penis sex machine

bro didn't you get pegged by the penis sex machine last night?
by bunny_bitch August 18, 2020
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washing machine theory

if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest
washing machine theory
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vending machine journalism

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.
"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."
by pdobrinen October 18, 2009
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Serbian Sex Machine

Often also named Stefan, Morry or Mandy.
That Serbian Sex Machine Mandy knows how to give good D
by the Asset June 27, 2014
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green cheese machine

1.) what you call someone who is an amazingly huge fag

2.) Someone who plays call of duty all day

3.) A kid with hair that looks like pubic hair

4.) A person who talks really slow like a stoner even though they dont smoke
kid- mr. moxley call me green cheese machine

teacher- go fuck yourself
by Garrett dockdella January 23, 2011
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