Oyster in the slot machine

An old mans soft penis in a beautiful young woman

"He's pulling out the ol oyster in the slot machine."

by Robiththeeslobith February 12, 2018

green cheese machine

1.) what you call someone who is an amazingly huge fag

2.) Someone who plays call of duty all day

3.) A kid with hair that looks like pubic hair

4.) A person who talks really slow like a stoner even though they dont smoke

kid- mr. moxley call me green cheese machine

teacher- go fuck yourself

by Garrett dockdella January 24, 2011

machine gun shits

When you start shitting out turd after turd and it sounds like a machine gun.

Dude, kyle said he had the machine gun shits after he had mexican food last night.

by IM THE ASS MAN! July 10, 2016

Time machine dick

When a male's sexual performance is powerful enough as to initiate a female's menstral cycle days or weeks early.

Shark week wasn't supposed to start until next week but I got that time machine dick last night.

by UrbanTMD April 16, 2016

Serbian Sex Machine

Often also named Stefan, Morry or Mandy.

That Serbian Sex Machine Mandy knows how to give good D

by the Asset June 26, 2014

Snow machine

Something stupid people miss call a snowmobile

Imma ride my snow machine to go but some syrup eh

by free mustache rides March 5, 2018

rolling machine

a car, truck, motorcycle, or bicycle

we can get there faster if we use this rolling machine here.

by doug kingsbury April 26, 2004