I busted such a large nut that my dong has jizzum frosting all along the shaft, a vanilla long john!!
by danglyballzjohn January 22, 2017
Get the vanilla long johnmug. by Nichole McKnight September 22, 2009
Get the Long ass weekmug. by Pizzlej July 16, 2019
Get the Long tine agomug. A game named after the phrase spoken during play. An individual stands in a potentially dangerous location and counts how many times he can say "Oh Long Johnson" before moving out of harm's way. A primitive form, involving a train, was made famous in the 1986 film Stand by Me.
Jerry: Hey, get out of the way, Corey, that train's gonna hit you!
Wil: He's playing Oh Long Johnson.
Jerry: What?
Corey: Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Lo---
Wil: He's playing Oh Long Johnson.
Jerry: What?
Corey: Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Lo---
by froggypriza August 21, 2012
Get the Oh Long Johnsonmug. Detouring from your original path on your way home to think about the bigger things in life.
A good way to relieve yourself of stress so you can unwind when you finally get home.
A good way to relieve yourself of stress so you can unwind when you finally get home.
Jane: So, are you going straight home after work?
John: No, I think I'll take the long way home today.
John: No, I think I'll take the long way home today.
by aceme September 20, 2013
Get the the long way homemug. Kentucky long cut the act of packing chewing tobacco into your penis. When receiving oral sex you will ejaculate cum soaked chewing tobacco into your lovers mouth.
I was getting head and I pulled a Kentucky Long cut.
Nothing better than the taste of his Kentucky long cut.
I got the greatest buzz from his Kentucky long cut.
Nothing better than the taste of his Kentucky long cut.
I got the greatest buzz from his Kentucky long cut.
by Tg6969 May 16, 2019
Get the Kentucky long cutmug. by Flashlightboy March 2, 2017
Get the The Teddy Long Dancemug.