twerky jerky

This sounds like it should be a thing

Snap into a twerky jerky

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

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Beef Jerky

a meat rasin

did you know beef jerky is just a meat rasin?

by meat_rasin_lmao February 12, 2017

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Snurky Jerky

The act of falling asleep while masturbating.

Guy 1: Dude, why were you holding your penis last night in bed? Did you have a snurky jerky?
Guy 2: A snurky jerky?
Guy 1: A snurky jerky

by Expand rawr July 29, 2017

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You shave your girl's pubes off and glue them to your upper lip with an Elmer's Disappearing Purple School Glue Stick and then proceed to eat her out like normal while rubbing her clit with your "mustache"

Girl 1: God, I just wish my boyfriend would give me a Hairy Jerry!
Girl 2: My boyfriend gave me one the other day girl! It felt so good! Like yass queen! The clean up was horrible though

by Joemoma278 December 28, 2019

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Cal and Jerry

To reference White Castle, probing, or motorboating, in the back of a cab

Taylor really gave us a strong dose of Cal and Jerry last Thursday.

by Arthur Jay October 1, 2007

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skin your beef jerky

1. shut up

This rather graphic phrase literally tells men to go a "skin their penis" but in essence, it is a way of telling someone to shut up by moving on to do something else. This particular phrase is great to use against misogynistic remarks from men, as a man would fear having to perform surgery on his own genitals.

guy: Buy high sell low.

girl: I know how the stock- market works. Why don't you skin your beef jerky? I'm tired of your mansplaining.

by Boo Sadley February 23, 2021

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