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Jason Guo 

Jason Guo is the embodiment of can't pull bitches if his life was on the line, he believes that flaunting his wealth will help him finally get laid , however he is probably cursed by god to be virgin for the rest of his life. A fat asian male that simps hard for girls to no avail.
person 1: dude i can't seem to get any bitches at all
person 2: God damn u really pulling a Jason Guo.
Jason Guo by Bacchus February 2, 2022
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Jason Grace 

The best Heroes of Olympus character from and he is totally lit.
Jason Grace is a Roman Demigod, and the best ever
Jason Grace by PercyFan7 March 7, 2017

Jason David Frank 

The most kick ass of all the Power Rangers. Played Tommy Oliver who was the Green, White, Red Zeo, and Black rangers. He basically is the greatest man to ever live. He fuckin' kicked a T-Rex in the goddamn face.
Idiot: Jason David Frank totally sucks!

Me: (Roundhouse kicks Idiot in the goddamn face)
Jason David Frank by B~Rizzle March 21, 2008

Jason Smith 

The Alpha of all Alphas.
The manliest man you will ever see.
A sexual god.
Ex: My friend Jason Smith is a fucking legend!
Jason Smith by Orbit Intensity September 20, 2018

jason momoa 

a sexy ass actor who plays a gun wielding six foot nutter in popular Tv series Stargate Atlantis.

He is known to play guitar and be very good at pulling off the dreadlock look.
That Jason Momoa guy is a right chunk of manbeast
jason momoa by Nevernever June 22, 2008

Jason Lancaster 

The lead singer for the band Go Radio

He writes all his own lyrics and music.

He sings with an Irish accent

He's just amazing
Rock fan #1: Why does Mayday Parade sound like shit after A Lesson In Romantics?
Rock Fan #2: Because Jason Lancaster left. Go listen to Go Radio!
Jason Lancaster by elliezzzzz December 28, 2011

Jason Bittner

Jason Bittner is a god, a metal icon, and the drummer for Shadows Fall. He can double-bass drum faster than anyone could imagine.
Need an example? "The Light that Blinds" off of Shadows Fall's new cd The War Within.