FIG-JAM

"Fuck im good, just ask me" a cocky head teacher phrase

e.g. "we do know that Nigel Griffiths was so arrogant that by 2016 he was using the term FIG-JAM to describe himself to people"

by JohnJeffSmith November 7, 2020

woke jamming

the act of jamming "woke" content into pieces of media that dont require it or are harmed by it

large media compaines kowtowing to the alt-left by inserting ID-pol content into films and videogames that dont need it -- see also get woke go broke

woke jamming sure messed up wonder woman 84

by chongon maqaque December 28, 2020

Jimmy Jam

Sauce on anything that may come on any food item

Waitress: "What can I get for you?"

Customer: "I want that ten piece blickey (wings) minus the Jimmy Jam!

Waitress: "What is Jimmy Jam?"

Customer: "The sauce baby! The damn sauce!"

by CreamCheeseSpreadEagleEyeBoogy January 18, 2021

Clam Jam

With a variety of clam, from the Bearded Clam to the Soft Shell Smooth Clam, many Clams can be found with Clam Jam. Clam Jam is a buildup of male ejaculation, that becomes engulfed in the clams natural frothy excretion, causing both to solidify into Clam Jam. Clam Jam can be identified on these Clams based on texture, and jello like texture. This makes for a wholesome snack on crackers when obtained freshly from the Clam. Most Women quite enjoy the Clam Jam spread on crackers with a cold glass of pink Moscato.

Jenny's clam was spewing Clam Jam, so I made her Clam Jam Crackers with a glass of Moscato.

by Peter R Wong January 29, 2021

jamming to the cut

Jammin out listening to something that gets you hyped up and ready for the day/workout “whatever helps you tap into your great positive energy”.

( the statement in parenthesis
pəˈrenTHəsə was not written by me)

“Gotta love his Nostalgia. I swear gets me all hyped up. Next thing you know Ive been jamming to the cut cleaning dancing like a fool in my socks and pajamas”

by Nonosworld May 7, 2021

Pajama Jam

Is a party thrown by a person or persons in which you wear your Pajamas to.

Lisa is throwing a Pajama Jam this Friday I can't wait.

by Lisa fowl June 22, 2013

Freeway Jams

the act of receiving a blowjob while driving on the freeway.

Dude1: Man I passed you on the freeway and you were swerving all over the road..

Dude2: Yeah, my girl was giving me Freeway Jams hard to concentrate with her head in my lap.

Dude1: That explains it!

by plummajoe May 25, 2012