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Daniel Jackson

1. That guy on Stargate SG-1 that was all "Oh I'm too important for this show" so he quit but then he came crawling back.

2. That guy that makes Xie piss his pants laughing
"Blha blah blah blah blah, Daniel Jackson" - Teal'c
by Damanda January 7, 2007
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Michael Jackson isn't dead

by jsiksi August 6, 2009
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jackson

used to describe a person from jackson, ms. typically identified by the Range Rovers they drive, Wallabees and Polos they wear, the school they go to (Prep, JA, Ole Miss), what their daddy does, etc.
Did you see that preppy frat boy? He was so Jackson.
by Not From Jackson December 28, 2005
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JacksonMckenna'd

When you foolishly say youre going to roll (or other obscure slang term for misbehaviour) to your parents, and they urban-dictionary what you said, and figure out your going to do ecstasy (or something else bad, drugs, etc...). And then proceeds to punish you for it. (History: Mrs Mckenna heard jackson say he was going to roll and because shes a smart woman, decided to use this site to see what the fuck he was talking about. he got busted for taking ecstasy. Other words he got fuckin raped by his moms intelligence.)
Dude my mom heard me say we did snow and she caught me for cocaine! im so fucked! I got fuckin JacksonMckenna'd!
by JergensFTW July 6, 2010
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Jacksonville Javelin-Toss

A sexual position where a woman who is seated in front of two standing men grabs hold of their penises and vigorously masturbates them.
My bro and I picked up a super-fly chick at the bar last night. She said she was cool for anything, so we recommended a Jacksonville Javelin-Toss
by boxerbriefs69 September 15, 2010
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Jackson Hewitt

1. Jackson Hewitt Tax Service Inc. is the second largest tax preparation service in the United States; responsible for preparing over 2.2 million computerized federal, state, and local individual income tax returns each year. Based in Parsippany, New Jersey, the company currently operates more than 5,802 franchise outlets and 724 owned offices, in 48 states and the District of Columbia.

2. The euphoric dance people do when they find out they are receiving a large sum of money. This euphoria is mainly due to tax returns, but can be from any source such as lottery winnings, lawsuits,paternity,etc.
1. Jackson Hewitt helped me do my taxes online and I found I'm gettin $4,500 back on my federals.

2. When Joe discovered he won the million dollar lottery, he did the jackson hewitt right in the middle of the Kum and Go.
by DrFreeze March 5, 2012
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Jackson Jordan

A dog, referring to how much of a bitch he is. Often seen wearing dresses
Get your dog ass off the floor Jackson Jordan, go make a move on that british chick
by camppatches May 17, 2015
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