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Vascus Moment

A fan response to recent RP ideas to anything that resembles a idiotic yet successful and utterly amazing attempt at something. Similar to pulling a Leroy Jenkins , but doing so without the same yell. Only later looking at yourself in success and awe saying "Did I just have a Vascus moment?"

Sprung by the fan OC character of a Warhammer 40k RP, a Chaos Space Marine Warsmith by the name of Alexander Vascus. Who commonly gets himself in insane situations where the odds are never in his favor. Yet he happens to get lucky and succeed quite easily.

Thus doing anything insane, crazy, and most likely meaning your certain doom while laughing. Can be considered a "Vascus Moment."
People playing TF2 or other team based game.

We have 30 seconds!" *major charge and running into a death fest.*

Objective succeeded with a lone guy at the objective.*

"Did I just have a Vascus moment?
by Zossimus November 29, 2011
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Everest Moment

The act of having sex with someone purely because they are into you.

Based on the quote by George Mallory when asked why he wanted to climb Everest replied, "Because it's there."
#1Hey, why did you go home with that butters girl last night? #2 'I dunno man, it was just an Everest moment.
by ChazzyD June 17, 2011
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Twix Moment

Having to pause or stall in order to come up with an appropriate lie.
He often repeats a question before answering in order to give himself a 'Twix moment' to figure out how to lie himself out of trouble.
by wasteofcarbon November 21, 2011
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everday moment

when something happens that's so epic you cant explain. A day that has its day or somthing that everyday people do everyday. Except for Sunday because that's the lords day.
"dude that bonfire we had lastnight at avon was a everday moment"
by avon nc October 6, 2011
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KonekoKitten moment

when somebody your close to, trust, or never thought would do anything terrbile is found out to have done vile acts.
"I just found out my dad is racist! What a KonekoKitten moment."
by s@yai November 7, 2023
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Patrick Moment

A Patrick Moment is when you do something and you forget. Like when Patrick ate a chocolate bar and forgot he ate a chocolate bar. Then SpongeBob didn't eat his chocolate bar. Then Patrick accused SpongeBob of stealing his chocolate bar and SpongeBob was willing to share half of his chocolate bar only if Patrick admit SpongeBob didn't steal it. Then since Patrick didn't, SpongeBob was rubbing it in about the chocolate bar (it was funny). The part where Patrick said "You took my only food! Now I'm going to starve!" while showing a huge vainy belly was also funny. Sometimes you remember and realize you had a Patrick Moment, but it's too late!
Tyler: Steve, you took my chocolate! I didn't drink any.

Steve: this one's mine. You drank yours already, remember?

Tyler: Oh! That's right! I had a Patrick Moment!
by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2023
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bogan moment

A bogan moment is a temporary lapse in judgement or intellect, often associated with or seen in authority figures. A bogan moment might be using poor grammar on an assignment for your students, or it might be incorrectly pronouncing common words. Bogan moments are most often incorrectly formatted, structured, or spelled essay prompts or assignments.
"Dude my teacher just gave us our essay prompts and he spelled every other word wrong!"
"That's such a bogan moment!"
by The Boganator January 4, 2023
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