club punching

The act of going outside the back of a club and bending over so another man can insert his phallus into your rectum and pound you silly.

"I ain't goin' down! I'm club punching!"

Translation:

I will not be the one to go down on you my friend. I would rather you place your penis into my rectum.

by Club Puncher 69 October 9, 2006

Club Red

A club game filled with ODers.

Hey man, Club Red Stinks - go play Proximity!

by uwot plussy December 1, 2016

Clubbed-Up

When the noun, in any varying manner, is influenced and thus effected by any derivitive of the 'Club'. This word has a broad scope of meaning as virtually all things on a night out are a product of 'Club' influence.

An obvious example is getting on the lash before the club. Your not getting pissed for the sake of it but in fact for the club. You are therefore getting 'Clubbed-Up'. Any snazzy apparel donned for the club also makes the noun (in this case the person)'Clubbed-Up', as it has been specifically worn due to typical Club mandate requiring it.

E.g Bob:"Dave what are you doing, your completely pissed and wearing a horrible stripey black and white shirt?

Dave:"Mate, I'm getting 'Clubbed-Up' aren't I"

by Thomas Jessop July 16, 2007

Club DD

Club DD is the name of a women's interest website and online community. It covers topics related to sex, fashion, health and nightlife. It is BBW and lesbian-friendly.

"Yeah I read the review for the Hitachi Magic Wand on Club DD."

by Victoria St. Croix December 29, 2008

Club Mate

A caffeinated beverage based on Mate extract. It is less sweet than classical Cola or Energy drinks, plus it is vegan and gluten-free.
One of the top-selling drinks at german Festivals, Conventions and Parties.

There is a winter edition with spices and a Cola edition.

I'm tired, but I wanna party for another five hours.... I need a Club Mate!

by Jorinda July 31, 2013

Kennel Club

A "Kennel Club" is a ring of people into bestiality with domestic animals; in particular dogs.

That weird pervert is a member of a Kennel Club.

by DaftDog July 7, 2014

Club Walk

The really stupid dance/walk that people do when walking through a club/bar that is playing loud music. It is mostly done by girls who want to get laid and shake their bootys while they walk to get attention, the same way that girls become lipstick lesbians when "I kissed a girl" comes on.

"As if they are doing the club walk. cringe"

by Dance walk hater January 19, 2009