taller in a chair

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.").

Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing; assuming the chair doesn't collapse

by Goofnut November 19, 2023

chair

It's got four legs and you sit on it....but it's not a couch.

I shall now go and sit upon this o' so lovely chair of mine.

by the banana of wisdom July 19, 2023

Move Some Chairs

Move Some Chairs means to fight.

Cherry,”Ay bruh lemme get a taste of them junie cakes.”
Joe,” Hol up, you ain’t touchin ’ my junie cakes. You trynna move some chairs?”

by Nigger whipper 69 420 May 15, 2020

Chair emoji in slang

The chair emoji (🪑) in slang is most commonly used by Femboys.

Synonyms are
Skull emojis (💀)

🪑

Jake: 🪑 (i want to suck cock) Chair emoji in slang
Paul: dude wtf bro we're no longer friends
Jake: 🪑

by gdcolo7 November 19, 2023

Invisible chair

When a person, usually a female, puts their bodies in a position to where it almost looks like they are sitting on a chair and takes a picture. But, it is an invisible chair because no chair is actually present.

synonym: poppin it out

"Ew did you see Shellys pic she put on sc? There's nothing!!!"
"I know, she's just sitting on an invisible chair"

by daka daka bill$ July 27, 2016

Dentist chair

Bukkake party. But the person taking the fat load to the face must be wearing a 1996 Gazza shirt whilst laying down

Me and my mates have my girlfriend the dentist chair last night

by It’s coming home 2021 July 11, 2021

The Man Chair

When a man is leaning on the wall like he's sitting on a chair and the girl sits on him and jumps up and down...
Its a sex positon...

Look the couple is busting out the man chair.

by Jokie... November 15, 2010