fast chair

when you be fuckin sum bich in a library and dip the fuk out after u nut and sit on a chair with a book and act like nothing happened

Bro did u fast chair that chick

by DenewProfit February 16, 2018

Dentist chair

Bukkake party. But the person taking the fat load to the face must be wearing a 1996 Gazza shirt whilst laying down

Me and my mates have my girlfriend the dentist chair last night

by It’s coming home 2021 July 11, 2021

Simmering Chair

A specially selected seating device (usually a chair) upon which the process of clothes simmering occurs.

Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his simmering chair.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

Chair Rave

To take ecstacy or similar synthetic drugs or even possibly methamphetamine while at home by self or with two to three friends and just enjoy yourself as apposed to a traditional rave at a club or similar setting.

I was at home chair ravin and was rollin out da frame with lisa and molly. {Chair Rave}

by samsonjonesblack November 22, 2013

singing chair

A chair that has a vibrator/dildo attached to it.

Jim put Molly in the singing chair and she was screaming like a banshee.

by May 05, 2021

Pull the Chair

A prank that you do on the bully at your school who is so mean you just wanna knock him out, but you don’t want to get suspense so you “pull the chair”.

Bully: You nerd!
Me... Pull the Chair

out under Sasha.

Me also: wools my bad.

by Ohs Anna March 14, 2021

Chair sex

The act of sitting down on your chair so hard that it starts squealing and screaming

"Trashy loves chair sex and fucking her chair, that's her bitch!! It was squealing so much!"

by Gaythens June 16, 2018