When your mate is severely behind on work and needs a boost that their human centipede techno shit goblin pre workout couldn't quite give them.
Reece: Oh bro im gonna go out to the pokies now and try score meself a beezie.
Ben: Ah bro fuck. Bro I'd love to join ya but i'm leagues behind on me essay. This is a true pain in the bollocks
Reece: Tick it off horn
Ben: Oh fuck yeah bro
Ben: Ah bro fuck. Bro I'd love to join ya but i'm leagues behind on me essay. This is a true pain in the bollocks
Reece: Tick it off horn
Ben: Oh fuck yeah bro
by Bribeguy June 8, 2022
Get the Tick it off hornmug. Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
by AuWins57 July 22, 2008
Get the Hunter blow thy hornmug. Someone who doesn’t care about friendships and dates their friends love interest because they’re horny.
I can’t believe Pablo talked to the girl you liked even though you told him not to, he’s such a Horn-Dog.
by Cheech LLC February 6, 2020
Get the Horn-Dogmug. by CURRYANDA October 2, 2020
Get the Dericko hornmug. Man 1 "Bro have you seen Sommer Rays Instagram post?"
Man 2:"na what is it?"
Man 1 "Its her bare ass I'm fuckin horned out"
Man 2:"na what is it?"
Man 1 "Its her bare ass I'm fuckin horned out"
by SneakyT2004 August 9, 2022
Get the horned outmug. by Daddeeee65 September 24, 2019
Get the Chris Van Hornmug. Bass fishing slang from the Crusher Stuffers, a virtual fishing tournament series in Massachusetts. Short for unicorn horn, meaning a rare size class of especially large bass (relative to the region of the angler).
"I'm going out big bait only tonight, haven't stuck a horn in a long ass time."
*A hooked fish comes up and jumps*
"Thats her dude, thats an absolute fucking horn"
"I'm in a major slump, last true horn I caught was that 6 and a half back in March"
*A hooked fish comes up and jumps*
"Thats her dude, thats an absolute fucking horn"
"I'm in a major slump, last true horn I caught was that 6 and a half back in March"
by anigganamearl August 25, 2022
Get the Hornmug.