fish hook dick

Having a penis that makes a 180 degree bend

Joe didn't know about Jeffs fish hook dick. Once Jeff was in, Joe couldnt escape

by Diputs2 May 19, 2016

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rusty meat hook

The act of shitting into one's hands before giving a handjob.

Zach: What do I have to do for that Rare Riki dagger?
Nick: Give me a rusty meat hook and its all yours.

by Poopykiss January 19, 2014

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captain hook

When you are steamrolling and beforehand you break your penis into the form of a hook so you can penetrate someone anally.

"Man, me and champ were steamrolling yesterday and i slipped him the ol' captain hook. Score one for the home team!"

by sup3r510th February 23, 2005

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hook

slang from the 70,s: same meaning when used in place of "haul"...to hurry your ass up!

Here come the fuzz, we better hook ass or we'll get busted with this 5 finger lid of panama red.

by patty108 March 16, 2005

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Noun. Hebrew. Sexual act. After hours of intense sex in the doggy style position, the man rips off the leg of the female and then shoves a peg leg in to the wound to replace the leg. Then, the male pulls out and ejaculates in her eye and covers it with a patch, screaming WATERFALL!!

Last night Sheila started crying while I was fuckin her from da back. I hate that sensitive shit so I Captain Hook Junior-ed dat ho. BYAAAH!

by Spicy-O August 25, 2008

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