A furry, buck-toothed rag you could wring for eternity and never squelch a drop of blood or semen. Formerly called "The Beaver." Flag modelled after the quintessential Canadian still life, "Politely Railing a Virgin From a Safe Distance!" See also, The Juices of My Labour.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A grotesque sexual act where the snow of an igloo and the feces of a polar bear is shoved into the rectum of a female. Moose feces can also be used.
by ultradowney February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The most repulsive sex act known to mankind, involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
1. Don't be a Noob, remember the lube!
2. Fill up woman with maple syrup by use of anal beer bong.
3. Store Stanley Cup in male's rectum
4. Woman must spray maple syrup from butt into Stanley Cup in the man's rectum.
5. Hollow out antlers to function as "crazy-fun-straw" to drink maple syrup from man's rectum.
6. Rinse, repeat, maybe switching gender roles.
7. Proceed to make sensitive, passionate love.
1. Don't be a Noob, remember the lube!
2. Fill up woman with maple syrup by use of anal beer bong.
3. Store Stanley Cup in male's rectum
4. Woman must spray maple syrup from butt into Stanley Cup in the man's rectum.
5. Hollow out antlers to function as "crazy-fun-straw" to drink maple syrup from man's rectum.
6. Rinse, repeat, maybe switching gender roles.
7. Proceed to make sensitive, passionate love.
"Could you help me with the groceries, honey? I'm a little sore from when Condoleeza Rice gave me an in-depth reenaction of Canada's History yesterday."
"Sure, okay Dad..."
"Sure, okay Dad..."
by KT151LN February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When a man forces his girlfriend or spouse to dress up like his sister and then does her in the booty.
by UncleMom February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. One of the forbidden sexual practices of the world, where the woman spreads maple syrup over her male partner, puts a ball gown and stockings on his sticky body and begins pegging him with a moose antler that's partially inserted into her vagina while singing 'Oh Canada' and burying his face into a Stanley cup full of cum and urine using her left foot.
by Nuclearo March 1, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The act of utilizing a pair of moose antlers as gynecological stirrups while pouring maple syrup out of the Stanley cup onto your partner. Spanking with Canadian bacon is optional.
by battleboybassist February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. After watching Colbert tonight, I can't wait to get a hold of the Stanley Cup and perform Canada's history.
by kindlegume February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug.