the skinny jean latte sipping crowd that thrives on student loans and mommy and daddies assistance well into their 20s...
also closet cokeheads that are all knowing... tattoos and piercing are optional for the usual wackass hipster
also closet cokeheads that are all knowing... tattoos and piercing are optional for the usual wackass hipster
a good example of "wackass hipster" s are kids at luckybar in victoria BC and people that are proffessional students in their late 20s early 30s
people with absolutley no real direction, goals or substance with an overabundant feeling of entitlement and importance
people with absolutley no real direction, goals or substance with an overabundant feeling of entitlement and importance
by libertas22 July 1, 2012

A person that has known and or used technical devices or websites before it was mainstream or known in general. A cyber hipster always tries to be the first one who uses this tech or software. The person doesn't need to be a hipster IRL.
Person 1:'Have you heard of this big youtuber?'
Cyber hipster:'Dude, i know him since he had like 5k subscribers!'
Cyber hipster:'I played Minecraft when it was still called cavegame'
Other person: 'That dude is such a cyber hipster'
Cyber hipster:'I had a smartphone way before it was mainstream'
Cyber hipster:'Dude, i know him since he had like 5k subscribers!'
Cyber hipster:'I played Minecraft when it was still called cavegame'
Other person: 'That dude is such a cyber hipster'
Cyber hipster:'I had a smartphone way before it was mainstream'
by Grumpy Demus December 13, 2016

A common hipster haircut where the sides of the head are cut short while the top is left long. The long portion of the hair is then combed back or to the side using hair products. A long beard is grown to complement the hair.
by inshadow4 August 3, 2015

A Californian who understands the other side. His/Her parents own a broken down beetle or microbus. Knows all the lyrics to Jimi Hendrix songs and hangs bootleg Janis Joplin posters. Understands that without bats we cannot have tequila, therefore traces migratory patterns of flying mammals to sustain a party life. Guy, Has a big mustache and a lazy comb-over. Girl, is simply a Fresa. Both ingest flax seed and chia seeds because it gives supernatural Aztec Powers. Prominent in K-Town, Sac-Town, the Bay Area and GDL. Most likely will become a mayor or councilmember altough claims to be 'Punk-Rock for Life' Homes!
Jenner: Bromio, do you remember where I left my fixie?
Ronnie: Broseph, you dropped it at the Mexican Hipster's pad because he was going to swap your bottom bracket.
Jenner: Oh yea, I forget shit when I'm sober.
Ronnie: That's hella truism! Yo, should we pick up some PBRs and go pick up your bike?
Jenner: Sounds like Bromance bro, let's do that. I bet the Mexican will grill up some oraganic shit.
Ronnie: Broseph, you dropped it at the Mexican Hipster's pad because he was going to swap your bottom bracket.
Jenner: Oh yea, I forget shit when I'm sober.
Ronnie: That's hella truism! Yo, should we pick up some PBRs and go pick up your bike?
Jenner: Sounds like Bromance bro, let's do that. I bet the Mexican will grill up some oraganic shit.
by boot•tuck•chuck October 1, 2015

(1) Someone who appears to be a hipster due to clothing, mannerisms, and cultural preferences, but in fact is not a hipster due to being very successful and happy in a corporate job.
(2) A corporate hipster.
(2) A corporate hipster.
Me: "want to meet up in Wicker Park later and talk about open source software?" Hipster Adjacent Friend: "No, tonight isn't good, I want to get carryout from Wasabi and need to commit and push the new code update to my fork in GitHub before midnight."
by ProductRoom35 May 27, 2020

(N). A high-end hipster whose lifestyle entails $6 kombuchas, fair-trade hemp lattes, glorified grunge via All Saints and/or Urban Outfitters apparel, and usually implicates them in some sort of start-up, gallery, or filmmaking profession.
All the bougie hipsters have taken over Williamsburg and made it too trendy and expensive. All the real hipsters have moved to Bushwick.
by namastebitches September 19, 2014

An ethics hipster is a tool who pretends to salute the idea of free expression, but will happily try to censor you if your expression runs counter to their rigid, narrow and wholly predictable assumptions about life.
by bigwoody7623 August 7, 2017
