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Off the Heezie Phascheezie

Ridiculous ebonic slang gone overboard. A mutation of a mutation. i.e. "off the hook" and all of the -izzle nonsense combined to make a new and extraordinarily retarded phrase.

A mild example of this sort of double mutation would be like coining the word "Wazzigga" to mean "Whazzup, Nigga?"
Dumbass1: Yo, Wazzigga!?
(Hello there. What is up, my friend?)
Dumbass2: You're Off the Heezie Phascheezie!
(I love you.)
by Ewolfe357 August 3, 2006
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heezee

refers to a person's head
He wuz beaten on da heezee, know what I'm sayin?
by Midnight Shocker April 28, 2005
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Heel

A part of a women's shoe, that makes the womens ass and feet look skiny and hot. It could be as small as 1.5 inches and as tall as 5 to 7 inches.
The prostitute walked along the street stamping on her 5inch heel boots.
by Khutoretskiy July 26, 2005
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heel

The act of sitting on one's heel in an effort to prevent shitting one's pants. Heeling refers to the allowance of gas to pass through while keeping the contents of one's colon from being expelled until such a time that a bathroom can be found. Heeling can be paired with the pretense of tying one's shoes to keep passersby from suspecting something is wrong.
Tom felt the onset of bubble guts and immediately knelt to the ground to heel, so the goosebumps could pass and allow for safe passage to the restroom without accident.

John was heeling in his cubicle waiting for the opportune time to run to the restroom for some much needed relief.
by alupinthat April 25, 2010
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heehaw

A disagreeable boor.

The word is derived from the sound that a donkey makes, therefore it is as if one is calling the heehaw a jackass, without actually using profanity.
When someone has been rude, offensive, boorish, and or inconsiderate one may call that person a heehaw.

"What a heehaw!"
by Sir Fluffles May 14, 2009
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heel

The heel is the end of the bread. the really crunchy parts good for grilled cheeses. i believe it came from my redneck family right here in the heart of Oklahoma.
"Hey yall give me the heel its the best part."
by LINZ July 30, 2004
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Heeeyyyy

You know that annoying yowling cats make while in heat? Well, "Heeeyyyy" is the verbal expression that girls (or guys) would use to broadcast their instinctual urges.
Guy: What's up
Girl: Heeeyyyy!
by RickrolledAgain March 30, 2010
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