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soggy hat

A use condom , that sits on a man’s head.
That man has a soggy hat on! And he’s running around Seattle naked!
by Kingcorrupt May 1, 2023
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Hat Shagger

A person in a uniformed profession who is obsessed with their job.
He’s such a hat shagger. He loves his uniform so much, he would fuck his own hat.
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Serbian Hat

When a midget completely mounts your head and face fucks you.
"Hey look, that guy over there is wearing a Serbian Hat!"
by _po_gv September 9, 2023
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mi hat

a way to say hi how are you in a way nobody understands you
1 mi hat

2 whaaaaaaa?
by my funnieness November 24, 2020
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hat in the air

A cartoon gag where a character’s hat is in the air after the character has lost it due to tremendous force, such as speed or getting run over.
Tom’s hat in the air after older sis Michelle crashes into and walks on him.

Jim’s hat in the air after he gets tackled and walked on by the opposing players.

Matt’s and Jim’s hats in the air as they slide downhill in a cardboard box, which capsizes.
by JMC70 November 26, 2020
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thinking hats

we will keep up our thinking hats about it
by Fuad ALkhafajy April 4, 2021
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Hat Man

A man who spends his life satisfying everyone's sexual fantasies
"It is I the Hat Man here to eat your bones."
by tinygamercock April 6, 2021
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