Grapes

Occasional slang for testicles. I can't believe I don't see this definition here yet. There are so many terms for a guy's nuts, and this is just another. If someone refers to a guy's grapes, you know what they mean.

"He has to have huge grapes to have even attempted that stunt.

by primaldual March 3, 2024

the international grape popping competition

A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds

The world record is 89!

Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go

Girl: No last time I got juice all over me

by Big_dick_kelly February 2, 2021

Sour Grapes

When you're the character that can beat all fiction, your legs get broken and the one who broke your legs wins the race "fair and square" so he mocks you with a catchy song about how Sour Grapes are the only ones that can beat you, and the fruit of victory and defeat. Then a green goblin man, Santa, Tooth fairy and a sticky man join your enemy to sing you Sour grapes.

"What'ya got there? Sour grapes!"

by Gubbyurmom September 19, 2025

Grapes

What ducks want at lemonade stands.

The duck asked for grapes at the lemonade stand 5 times, but there was only lemonade

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 May 22, 2022

Grape

When impaired by psychoactive disassociative GHB/GBL another person commonly also under the influence of said substance (not required in all cases) takes it upon themselves to get touchy feely and they are well aware that it is gRape, so often they will close the door to the room or commit said gRape in the back of a truck, isolation is key to a successful gRape.

gRaping is often committed to obtain sexual gratification where it otherwise wouldn't be on the cards.

Oh my god, darling did you know that you were being gRaped by Tom, Dick & Harry last night.

by bigwillyp October 3, 2021

Grape em

Used in team style video games, most often in Call of Duty Warzone. It means to kill another player in the game in a enthusiastic and sometimes absurd fashion.

“They’re trying to get away in the helicopter. I’m gonna grape em with a C4.”

by KRJaffaOneOneNine2 March 7, 2021

Purple grape

The guy who wiped out half the universe with six shiny rocks and a big chin

"I chopped off that purple grapes head with an axe"

by Scooby doo fan September 3, 2023