Wee-Wee Goblin

A Thot that main focus is conquering penises and nothing but penises. Being so devoted to gobbling multiple penises at any given moment and cannot fathom the fact that penises are for private usage.

" Wow That chick stacy was an extreme Wee-Wee Goblin last night"

by The 1 and only1 December 18, 2018

Voice Chat Goblin

A person who is in a voice chat with no one for a long period of time.

Griffin is alone in the Voice Chat for a long time. I think he’s a Voice Chat Goblin?

by Ninja Family Fued September 25, 2019

the illusive hobnob goblin

This mythical creature is a hobnob muncher and will consume any brand of hobnob. He can get his crumbly hands on the delicious hobnob within seconds while in the vicinity of any Sainsbury’s. If you come between him and his hobnobs, prepare to get nibbled and possibly raped.

beware that the illusive hobnob goblin has got the munchies!

by hobnoblover23 March 4, 2019

Astigmatism Rat Goblins

A group of friends that accomplish incredibly unexpected achievements.

Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.

by Late Nights With Lately November 16, 2020

The Goobily Gobily Goblin

A creature of unknown origin that single handedly causes mischeif with his bag o' tricks. He is the less popular of the goblin trio, also including the green and the hob goblins. The Goobily Gobily Goblin has hardly ever been seen and is notorious for yelling the phrase "Goobily Gobily" as he runs away. He wears shorts no shirt and a signature Goobily hat. If you have seen the Goobily Gobily Goblin, then it is already too late, GOOBILY GOBILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barbra: and now over to you Tim!

Tim: Thanks Boobra. We now take you to the chilling documentary of a creature so despicable that it's dispicable how dispicabley dispicable he is.

(documentary plays) This is the last known image of the Goobily Gobily Goblin! "Goobily Gobily!!!!!!!!!"

by Clobber797 September 7, 2010

evil wood goblin

an alpha male who turns into 'evil wood goblin' after consuming marijuana. this male is devilishly attractive and smells like sexual chocolate, a volcano of hotness but can suddenly become cold if hurt. impossible not to love as alpha or wood goblin.

'hey alpha hunter male, do you want to dance..NO I just want to sleep' right now I am evil wood goblin

by big bottom December 27, 2013

The fire breathing goblin

The fire breathing goblin is when your partner picks their nose and places their mucus into your anal cavity. You then proceed to fart the mucus back into their mouth.

Hey bebe how kinky are you? I'm a 12 level wizard kinky have yoh ever try the fire breathing goblin?

by Clopswolfbane September 4, 2016