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myrtle beach hardcore

a failed attempt at a music scene. a lot of guys that used to have fringe bangs that have since shaved their heads and like to fight and hit people at shows while hardcore dancing.
myrtle beach hardcore is silly.

no one likes you, douche bags.
by risingeyes October 9, 2007
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Fort Myers Beach

A Beach and resort located in South West Florida.

A hot spot for Europeans, snowbirds, tourists of all kind and unexperienced and underaged spring breakers to get drunk and pregnant for the first time!

~Sightings you will witness at Fort Myers beach:

tourists in visors and socks and sandals,

rich snotty kids on vacation,

at least 1 morbidly obese man every half hour with no shirt on,

the 'leather couch' skinned, squinty eyed local who works and lives/drinks/eats/sleeps there all day. Every day.

at least one loud, obnoxious family of 5 on their one week vacation from NJ or NY,

a man with a honking, tinkling push cart with a palm tree attached hawking ice cream and coconut water in a can,

beach bums hitting on ladies on vacation,

beligerently intoxicated groups of men,

oldies dressed to impress drinking at the bar

frat boys with popped collars picking fights with each other
"Hey man, I have tomorrow off from work! Lets get fuuuugged up at Fort Myers beach tonight!"

"I love being hit on by botoxed out cougars at the bar while Im hanging at Fort Myers beach"
by BuyMeAnotherDrinkUrStillUgly January 17, 2010
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Jersey Beach Whistle

Those plastic tampon applicators you find washed up on the Jersey shore.
We wanted to have a quiet moonlight stroll, but the Jersey Beach Whistles were everywhere.
by Just me September 1, 2003
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west palm beach

A city people think is safe because they see City Place on TV and then they actually take a trip there and make a wrong turn ... and they end up dead because they end up in ghetto land.
Yeah, they went to West Palm Beach and we never saw them again...
by Willyf October 28, 2006
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Sharp as a Beach Ball

Not too bright and certainly not sharp!
Usefully juxtaposed to something really sharp.
The opposite of "sharp as a razor" - clearcut and incisive.
That guy is as sharp as a beach ball - he didn't even realise the girls were teasing him when they fell on the floor laughing! He was well taken in!
by Brian Butterly February 13, 2007
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long beach CA

best city to party, eat, and get away! the most unique city in Los Angeles, 562 loc! Theres no city that compares...west coast 4 life..only in da lbc baby!
Long beach CA is the most unique city in Los Angeles, 562 loc! Theres no city that compares...west coast 4 life..only in da lbc baby!
by lilnanzloc March 26, 2007
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Sex on a Mexican beach

Similar to a sandy seagull, but after dipping your man meat in sand, you pour hot sauce all over it before ramming it back into your partners love taco.
After saying she wanted to heat up our relationship, I indulged her with some sex on a Mexican beach.
by Taintscratcher80 February 20, 2015
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