(1) the less-than-honest but tried-and-true method used by married spouses for dealing with an indiscretion; a more sophisticated version of "thinking out loud"
(2) the time-honored technique used by politicians, lawyers and publicists to add sunshine to a murky situation or deflect attention
(3) a rhetorical device employed by men to cover a wide range of pre- and post-romantic interludes
(4) the immediate and often creative explanation to something you have no clue about
Etymology - derived from the David Mamet comedy, State and Main (2000); William H. Macy character Walt Price: It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction.”
(2) the time-honored technique used by politicians, lawyers and publicists to add sunshine to a murky situation or deflect attention
(3) a rhetorical device employed by men to cover a wide range of pre- and post-romantic interludes
(4) the immediate and often creative explanation to something you have no clue about
Etymology - derived from the David Mamet comedy, State and Main (2000); William H. Macy character Walt Price: It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction.”
Mark Antony - “Those are some crazy pheromones on your perfumed sails. Mrs. Philopator, you're trying to seduce me.”
Cleopatra (in her best fiction on the fly) – “Don’t be silly sweetie. It’s just an old Ptolemaic dynasty tradition. Your imagination is more fertile than the Nile River. ”
“Damn you and your Fiction on the Fly. You WERE checking that girl out. It had nothing to do with your claims about Tim Gunn and loving fashion."
“I’m sorry baby. It just slipped. Maybe we can use a safe word next time.” (most overheard--and overused--fiction on the fly)
“Yes. I googled my tweet and discovered that my linkedin got facebooked. How many pieces of social networking flair are you wearing today? “
"That Governor Sanford needs to work on both his TMI and Fiction on the Fly. Damn."
Cleopatra (in her best fiction on the fly) – “Don’t be silly sweetie. It’s just an old Ptolemaic dynasty tradition. Your imagination is more fertile than the Nile River. ”
“Damn you and your Fiction on the Fly. You WERE checking that girl out. It had nothing to do with your claims about Tim Gunn and loving fashion."
“I’m sorry baby. It just slipped. Maybe we can use a safe word next time.” (most overheard--and overused--fiction on the fly)
“Yes. I googled my tweet and discovered that my linkedin got facebooked. How many pieces of social networking flair are you wearing today? “
"That Governor Sanford needs to work on both his TMI and Fiction on the Fly. Damn."
by Marcus Antonius July 10, 2009
Get the Fiction on the Flymug. When the urge to go #2 gets so severe that it is on the verge of coming out in your pants, that it makes you rush to the toilet and all of the poo is out within 2.4 seconds.
Man, I had the flying poos so bad I actually had to use a port-a-potty at a random construction site.
"Oh, gotta go" . . . 2.4 seconds later . . . "wow, much better, just a case of the flying poos!"
"Oh, gotta go" . . . 2.4 seconds later . . . "wow, much better, just a case of the flying poos!"
by Min-D-Moo March 5, 2009
Get the Flying Poosmug. An amazing girl that puts others before herself, brings joy to all, and is stunningly beautiful. Someone you can talk with for hours and hours, without dulling any conversation. She is the best thing to enter any of our lives, only leaveing wonderful memories behind.
by HandsomeBiker June 17, 2018
Get the Fly Galmug. by joannimal December 27, 2010
Get the fly scopingmug. The act of two heterosexual men sitting side by side in public when it is more practical to sit across from each other.
by Gallagher69 January 13, 2017
Get the Flying cockmug. A hypothetical badge of honour awarded to a guy who's taken a girl's virginity. Only works AFTER a certain age
Dude 1 - "I hope you earned your flying V with that chick last night"
Dude 2 - "Totally!!"
Dude 3 - "Dude...not cool...she's like 15"
Dude 1+2 - "Ohhhhh..."
Dude 2 - "Totally!!"
Dude 3 - "Dude...not cool...she's like 15"
Dude 1+2 - "Ohhhhh..."
by Awesomnialistic October 10, 2011
Get the Flying Vmug. A man holds a woman up in the air, belly down, by her hips with her legs wrapped around his and her hands pressed against the wall to hold the rest of her body upwhile his penis is in the anus or vagina as he thrusts.
I was about to cum so I lifted her up for a Flying Squirrel and starting humping her like a jackrabbit.
by SavageSmack November 15, 2016
Get the Flying Squirrelmug.