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Floppy; The Segraves Floppy

The act of a male slightly spreading his legs and swinging the genitals back and forth causing them to hit the front and back of the pelvis, creating a "Flop" sound. Can also be performed during the dance of the Hula Floppy. Sounding simple in theory, most mens sachels' are to sensitive and not large enough to withstand the force of swinging.
A:What's that sound?
B:Oh thats just Floppy; The Segraves Floppy man.
A:Holy crap..I could totally do that!
B:Bet you can't fool.
A:<attempts floppy> Dude, you're right...That just hurts my balls to much.
by Jefftaco January 1, 2009
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Flapperjack

An old or older woman who has lost her good looks or is fat, chunky, has a big butt and/or sagging breasts.
"Wow, now that I got a closer look, she's not a "Skipperjack", she's a "Flapperjack", wow, maybe even a "Lumberjack!". "Well, I went on the date and found out she's a "Flapperjack!".

female woman Skipperjack old fat ugly big booty
by Poonie Pie October 14, 2011
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floppy nipple

What's up floppy nipple ?!

You floppy nipping anytime soon?

Floppy nip, you're a hairy Fallopian tubes
by Jackjon6969 September 21, 2016
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Fappy

The opposite of hangry (a portmanteau of the words hungry and angry.) Fappy is a portmanteau of full and happy.
After eating at the Chinese buffet I was so fappy.
by csalinardi August 15, 2017
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Floppy Titty Cocknocker

A slutty fat girl who has saggy breasts
I scares me to see a floppy titty cocknocker run a marthon
by Krystal July 12, 2003
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Flapping

For a woman to stand legs apart or even legs akimbo and swinging her hips side to side. So called because this movement can cause a woman, usually an older one, to produce a flapping sound as her lips hit eachother.
Egad!!! Marjorie is flapping on the dancefloor!
by flapaholic August 29, 2005
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FLAPPA

Sum1 who talks a lot of shit
THE flappa wuz talkin shytt so i fuked him up.
by eazyd November 29, 2003
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