When one clutches their hand into a loose fist as if holding a rolled up piece of paper, and shakes it back and forth in front of someone's crotch. This will make the person feel very awkward, at which point you will have to explain your actions to them in the following way. "See. . . a monkey is jacking you off . .. thats why its awkward!"
by westsidemonkeyfist July 7, 2009
Get the Awkward Monkey Fistmug. This happens when a man whips out his cock and slaps another person in the face with it while jumping through the air.
Jacob wnet out and started fist slapping the eagle because he knew a few people who had angered him that day.
by Editor man March 4, 2008
Get the Fist slapping the eaglemug. "Oh man, her ass was so fine in those jeans. I was gonna pound her like the fist of an angry god!"
"Whatever you say, Mr. Three-pump-cum. I heard your last 'smiting' Saturday night through the bedroom wall."
"Whatever you say, Mr. Three-pump-cum. I heard your last 'smiting' Saturday night through the bedroom wall."
by 3EpicLevelsinSexGod July 10, 2009
Get the Fist of an angry godmug. The moment in a movie or t.v. show when something amazing or bizarre happens that boosts your level of moderately enjoying the film to loving it. The name comes from the scene in Fantastic Mr. Fox where George Clooney's character out of nowhere throws a fist pump in the air to a wolf and the gesture is reciprocated. The opposite of nuked the fridge or jumped the shark
by kodes55 January 2, 2010
Get the Fist pumped the wolfmug. When a guy is butt fucking his girl while she is laying on her back. At this time he inserts his hand into the woman's vagina and wraps the thin membrane between the anal and vaginal canals around his cock. This enables him to jack himself off while fisting his mate at the same time.
by Dadda February 14, 2008
Get the Velvet Monkey Fistmug. the only thing that is good that came out of alaska, well salmons too
a good metalcore band from roadrunner records who got thier name from an old jackie chan kung fu movie
a good metalcore band from roadrunner records who got thier name from an old jackie chan kung fu movie
by wizdumb_kid December 25, 2003
Get the 36 crazy fistsmug. Baby fist dick is a deformity of the male genitals in which the otherwise "bell" shaped head of the man's penis is smooshed in a bit and resembles a baby's fist. If you suffer from such a deformity, my the God's have mercy on your soul.
*Watching porn* "Euuggh, look at the baby fist dick on this guy! I can't even watch what happens next."
by The Devil You Know April 29, 2013
Get the Baby Fist Dickmug.