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Fap attack

When a group of men/women surround a target and start "fapping" intimidating the target into a fap induced suicide. Usually used by trained professionals.
I hear one of the Russian politicians got fap attacked yesterday.
by Peeeeepppeeeeee the dog September 28, 2018
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Sad Fap

when you masturbate and your dick is small so you cry about it afterwards
by lawquizox September 28, 2020
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Tomb fapping

Streaking into a cemetery, jerking off behind a tombstone, and getting the fuck out of dodge. (Side note: you can't get caught)
Cemetery gate is under construction bro let's go tomb fapping!
by Lancasting July 9, 2015
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Happy Fap

When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.
by EddieBrock5 October 5, 2023
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Croatian flappy fap

When an average Croatian female gets inslired by flapoy bird and decides that normal fapping just wont do. Sh eprezends she is rhe bird in flappy bird, and does the Croatian flappy fap.
"I was just talking to my friend, and she suddenly started spinning!"
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."
by yourmkmsm July 24, 2022
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FAP

I wonder if FAP is set up by pharmaceuticals so worried parents will be more likely to medicate their children if they don't fit perfectly into the "standard development progress" described.
by SteviaTs September 7, 2016
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Sap Fap

A Sap Fap is where you jerk off with maple syrup. Tears can also help but its down to preference.
Why are you buying 2 liters of maple syrup?
Im going to sap fap later.
by CertiMike November 18, 2021
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