Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.
"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."
"Dusty wagon?"
"She was a dry ride...."
"Ouch."
"Chapped shafts all around bro...."
*tear rolls down eye*
"Dusty wagon?"
"She was a dry ride...."
"Ouch."
"Chapped shafts all around bro...."
*tear rolls down eye*
by rocket_cat October 22, 2014
Get the Dusty Wagonmug. A dusty bird is someone who thinks they are attractive on the outside and better than anyone else to the highest degree even though they do not deserve any praise because of their shallow and condescending behavior.
The term "dusty bird" came from the word dusty meaning disrespectful, unattractive, or rude, and bird referring to someone who is socially inept or lacking in sophistication behind closed doors.
The term "dusty bird" came from the word dusty meaning disrespectful, unattractive, or rude, and bird referring to someone who is socially inept or lacking in sophistication behind closed doors.
by Type2GenomeManiac January 27, 2024
Get the dusty birdmug. 
by Sjayse July 22, 2017
Get the dusty goatmug. 
A pair of dirty n' dusty lamb leggings or aka pastrami drapes which in this case i refer to as "Dusty Drapes"
Hey girl better get started on that spring cleaning downstairs because you've got them there dusty drapes hanging low like a tired dogs face.
by izakbwalz October 10, 2017
Get the dusty drapesmug. "I got myself a Dusty Tiger this weekend! She jumped on my back and I seriously thought I was gonna die bro."
by Bleck-dug August 9, 2019
Get the Dusty tigermug.