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scud duck

the scummiest female you can possibly imagine. The foulest creature known to mankind. A cross between a swampdonkey and a prostitute. Known for possibly having STD's and infamous for a leaky butthole and stank vaginas.
Oh my god, look at that. That guy is talking to that scud duck over there! Fuckin hurt man!
by google me bitch May 24, 2008
mugGet the scud duckmug.

duck whore

The people who kill all the ducks when you go hunting so that there is none left for anyone else
"I went hunting the other day but I didnt get anything because of the stupid duck whores"
mugGet the duck whoremug.

Duck Chin

That girl is smuggling a duck chin in her pants.
by hughes21 September 30, 2009
mugGet the Duck Chinmug.

feed the ducks

Code word for any sort of sexual act. This includes masturbating, having sex with anyone, phone sex, cybering, etc, etc.
"I had to feed the ducks all alone."

"Will you help me feed my ducks?"

"The ducks are hungry." (would symbolize being horny)

"I think my ducks are going to die of starvation."

"Oh man, the ducks are STUFFED."
by Jenlia Franceroyalty September 16, 2008
mugGet the feed the ducksmug.

Duck and Tuck

when a man tucks his piece (penis) between his legs for the sole purpose of looking like a woman.
The Silence of the Lambs scene when the killer does the duck and tuck in front of the mirror."it puts the lotion in the basket!"
by Memphis November 16, 2004
mugGet the Duck and Tuckmug.

duck

A duck is a small multi-colored dick (due to wacking off with self tanner)wheeling kid who loves to talk shit about fine girls that he can only hope to have a chance with. Also a person who annoys the shit out of those girls boyfriends but is too much of a coward to say anything to either of their faces.
That dumb fuck just text messaged me talking about my girlfriend.. what a fucking duck, I hate that dumb ass
by Your Daddy December 31, 2004
mugGet the duckmug.

quantum duck

A infinitesimal fowl that says "quark! quark!"

Seen on tee shirts worn by physics students (and sometimes professors)
Seen on tee shirts worn by physics students: "quantum ducks

Quark! Quark!"
by Jahn Ghalt August 25, 2010
mugGet the quantum duckmug.

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