soiled leather donut

the discription of a dirty asshole, ususally used in an insulting text.

lick my "soiled leather donut"

by slickrikki January 5, 2008

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dunking the cosmic donut

A sexual position referenced in by Wendy the Android in the TV show Dark Matter. It is likely a move that relies on the contortion ability of a sex android, whereby the android would backbend into a complete circle while allowing the partner to insert themselves as they are standing or laying intercepted to the formed circle.

Hi Wendy, I would like to try dunking the cosmic donut when you aren't preparing meals on the ship.

by politicalmess December 14, 2015

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Caucasian Donut

When an exceptionally large white girl finishes oral sex on another exceptionally large white boy and proceeds to collect his jizz and puts it on a pastry of her choice.

Duncan: Hey dude Ashely recorded herself giving Mark a rather nasty Caucasian Donut. I almost yakked all over my laptop.

Josh: Eww. I didn't know Mark was mature enough to produce sufficient sperm for Ashely's appetite!

by Laphanda January 16, 2010

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Polygon Donut Day

December 16th is polygon donut day. On this day all donuts must be cut to look like a polygon. You get arrested if you eat a donut on December 16th that isn’t a polygon.

Dude, tomorrow is polygon donut day! Are you gonna stop at dunk n donuts to pick up some polygon donuts?

Hell yeah man, December 16 is my favorite day of the year!

by Fidget :) December 7, 2020

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Powdered Donut

gold bond blowjob (think about it)

Bonnaroo 2004: no chaffing a lot of ejaculation

by James Daly July 2, 2004

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donuts with jam in the middle

Using period blood as a substitute for lubricant during anal sex.

Jaemin: Welcome to krispy kreme how can I help you?
Vampire customer: I'd like to buy some donuts, which donuts do you like and recommend?
Jaemin: I like my donuts with jam in the middle.

by Dick Chomper 42069 November 22, 2021

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