guns don’t kill people, lag does

A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.

Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Mickey flicky doe

The money you get from getting your hustle on.

That trick be gettin my mickey flicky doe!

by Bodene Beets September 22, 2018

John Doe

John doe is a series of pictures that are a inside joke between Kasey, Gavin, and Jullee

I am going to have to send a john doe!

by Jules Doe March 15, 2019

What is does do

You use it when you want

Cool cool, what is does do?

by GABITH October 4, 2022

Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

Does God speak to you?

No. It doesn't. The guy ASKING whether or God speaks to you doesn't believe in God and the ANSWER to him was "Yes. God talks to you. It's your conscience. That's God."

Dr. JeepJorp "Does God speak to you?"

Hym "If you don't BELIEVE IN GOD AS AN ENTITY WITH AN INDEPENDENT WILL AND A CAPACITY FOR DISCOURSE... NO... It doesn't. Do you, Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson, BELIEVE... That your conscience... Is a guy? Because for you conscience... To BE God... It would have... To BE A GUY... Is that what you think is happening there Dr. Jordan Peterson? Your conscience is a guy talking to you. That's what you believe?"

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

What does it matter

The same sort of joke as ( Who Cares)
But a way to incorporate what.

Wait WHAT were you saying?
Well I was saying… - WHAT DOES IT MATTER!!

by Anonymouspenguin67 July 1, 2025