drunken nazi

extreme state of intoxication of people of German descent. A
overly drunk German, usually falls asleep upright and thinks that nobody is partying quite enough. A circus would be the perfect backround for the taste of excess of drunken nazi.

"My friend Bernard has become the drunken nazi again after playing drinking games for a few hours"
"Beware of my friend he's a drunken nazi"

by tyler blair November 3, 2006

Shitface Drunk

When you are drunk off you ass and what not!

Hey is it time to drive? NO 'CAUSE I AM SHITFACE DRUNK!

by emily b January 3, 2004

Crazy Drunken Monkey Sex

The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.

"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."

by Vagena Hurtz January 10, 2008

Drunk Tank

1. A jail cell where someone is held until they sober up. Usually you will have quite a few people in those kind of jail cells and the cell is filthy and disgusting, worse than any other holding cell in the jail.

1. That Dude ended up in the Drunk Tank and took a lickin' from some other drunk in there.

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010

drunk

1. Past tense of "drink".
2. Your girlfriend's dad.
3. Spinning without moving.

1. You drunk my beer!
2. Am I right?
3. I am drunker than fuck right now!

by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005

Designated Drunk

The designated drunk helps to occupy the police while his buddies drive away.

A cop was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The cop was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the cop stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.

The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled cop demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated drunk."

by Crawdadz January 1, 2009

drunk hornies

to wake up after a night of drinking and be incredibly horny, for no reason whatsoever, other than the fact that you got drunk the night before.

A:what's the matter with you?

B: I am really horny

A: Why?

B: I dont know. I got really drunk last night, it must be the drunk hornies.

by J. Chris A. October 14, 2008