When your best friend flys out of AZ to Utah and gets you into a gay 3 way and shoves a cactus up your ass. That’s a dirty desert.
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A place where access to dick is minimal if not nonexistent. Not only is access limited, but the quality of the handful of dicks there is 1/10. Smaller cities and towns usually constitute dick deserts as does the whole region of the Midwest in The USA.
Think about it the same as food desert.
Think about it the same as food desert.
Friend to other friend (at drive-up bar that only exists in the movies where people are playing pool and darts and smoking inside):
Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.
Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.
Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.
Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.
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