Did I ask?

One of the most infuriating things you can say to someone as it instantly shuts down any possible social interaction and makes everyone feel awkward. There is no way to come back from this lazy retort without looking like a jackass. Personally, I recommend you resort to physical violence if this comeback is ever used.

Person 1: I haven't been feeling well, my grandmother just died and I haven't gotten over it yet.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death

by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

did the sums right

Offered a math teacher oral pleasure in exchange for a high grade in a class.

Mick: How did he get an A in calculus?
Tone: He did the sums right

by littleclinty September 14, 2020

did it like leo!

to "do it like leo" means to do something in a classy, stylish and high profile way like Leonardo DiCaprio in all of his movies

Paul: yo, did you see that guy just drink that glass of Dom Perignon?
Everett: yeah, my man just did it like leo!

by Eric Stefan-Larson June 5, 2024

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

Did a Moresh

Pulling something miraculous out of thin air time and time again.

Look he's done it again he did a Moresh!

by Cpt hh May 25, 2017

Did you hear? There's a slight...RISK OF RAIN

Chad slang for do you guys want to play Risk of rain 2? Except Mat, fuck Mat (also known as Matt).

"Did you hear? There's a slight...RISK OF RAIN, Yeaaaaaa!"

"please no, not again"

by Davidossuprimos September 16, 2022